Tim McCarver: You're hurting America.
If there's one talking head that's more useless than the rest, it's the one that's defiling our national pastime with phrases such as "Watch Darren Daulton use his mitt like a glove," "That was a terrific check swing," and "A walk is as good as a home run."
So could you keep your mouth closed, Tim? We're asking nicely.
Printed on fancy red 3/4-sleeve baseball shirts.