Bill Walton: Knock it off.
His speaking style is reminiscent of the classical Greek orators! As his guru Coach Wooden said, the game of basketball is Mother Earth's GREATEST gift to her chidren! He swings between RAPTUROUS odes and SCATHING attacks on the same players! He's prone to fits of AMAZING hyperbole! He's the WORST commentator in the ENTIRE history of Western civilization!
Once I saw him on a plane between playoff games. If I had known that several of my friends would've gladly vouched for my bail, I would've punched him in that smart mouth. Instead, we made this shirt. Printed on a lovely Denim (that's the color, not the material) Fruit of the Loom Heavy Cotton t-shirt.